omg. that was too funny. i have a knack for being able to tell if someone is from LA. in new orleans, i meet a lot of people at work who are "in the industry" since they do a lot of film production there. the convo goes like this:
me (deadpan per usual): so...you're from los angeles, huh?
douchebag (startled by my prescience): hey, how'd you know?!
me (deadpan again): because you're wearing $250 dollar jeans and you're an asshole.:::smiles prettily, bats eyelashes:::
9 times out of ten, i get their money. for some reason, tools "in the industry" get off being treated like the fucknuts they are. go figure.
Arraugh! (I think that might be how to spell the sound that just came out of my mouth.)
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You're right: it is a train wreck.
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Dawn in NC
omg. that was too funny. i have a knack for being able to tell if someone is from LA. in new orleans, i meet a lot of people at work who are "in the industry" since they do a lot of film production there. the convo goes like this:
ReplyDeleteme (deadpan per usual): so...you're from los angeles, huh?
douchebag (startled by my prescience): hey, how'd you know?!
me (deadpan again): because you're wearing $250 dollar jeans and you're an asshole.:::smiles prettily, bats eyelashes:::
9 times out of ten, i get their money. for some reason, tools "in the industry" get off being treated like the fucknuts they are. go figure.
i'm sorry...is this a family-oriented blog?
P.S.: Did I ever tell you about the time Joey Ramone invited me to a party? ;)
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