So, yesterday, I called the only phone number listed on the webpage for the local DMV office, hoping to speak with a live person who could help me either make an appointment to take the written test or to confirm the seventeen appointments I had already set up thanks to my seventeen attempts at using their lame automated online system. (Why, yes. I do have a huge N stamped on my forehead for
naive. How did you know?)
Let's just say they use an automated phone system and it's just as lame as the online one.
I may call back tomorrow just to give goofy answers to the male voice. When he says "Enter your zip code," I will say "I'll have the filet of sole." And, when he asks how many items I need to process, I will say "666...Damien!"
Moving on to happier things...
Arizona is looking for free embroidery patterns for princess-y things like a crown or a magic wand for a quilt. I'm sure I've come across patterns she could use but can't remember where I saw them. If you know where she can find some, please leave her some comments on her blog,
The Craftivist. Thanks!
Look at
these cute stickers you can print out from
Lotta Bruhn [link via
Craft]. And, if you have some time, wander around Lotta's blog for a bit and check out her amazing artwork.
Andrea Zuill has posted her
January embroidery freebie over at
Bad Birds. I really like this one. Ok, I like them all.
Over at
Canadian Living, you can find directions on making "
cute bears to sew from felt." I may never get around to making these but I get giddy when I see anything made of felt and must link to the pattern. [Link via
How About Orange]
This French site has a bunch of cross stitch charts for bookmarks with a variety of designs. Click each bookmark for a copy of the pattern. (Thanks to Diane on one of my Yahoo lists for that link.)
I mentioned
the Whirl Into Winter Quilt Blog Giveaway the other day but forgot to add that Jenna from
CorgiPants is one of the participating bloggers. If you win
her giveaway, you get to choose your prize: either her Pillowcase Pinnie Apron pattern or her Black Forest Scoodie pattern. Enter by January 14th.
Sublime Stitching is holding a
Micro Monogram Stitcher's Challenge. To enter, stitch up a teeny tiny monogrammed pillow and submit it to their Customer Gallery, and you could win a boxed set of the first four issues of Craft magazine. You have until January 20, 2009. (OMG, it's 2009!)