Saturday, February 21, 2009

Unfortunately Meme

I saw this funny meme on Llyn's blog. Google the phrase "unfortunately _____" and put your first name in the blank. Be sure to enclose it in quotation marks. If you do this, let me know so i can read your answers. I love this kind of thing.

Unfortunately, Patty didn't know any magicians who performed at children's parties

Unfortunately, Patty loses her friend to the war and when she reaches the age of 18, she wants to go in search of a familial link to him in Germany.

Unfortunately Patty moved to New Jersey a year later and my heart was broken.

Unfortunately, Patty leaves Marcy in charge of getting the eggs ready.

Unfortunately, Patty, for one day in her career, had decided to wear a dress.

Unfortunately, Patty broke her arm on the trip down, but she seemed to be enjoying things when I spoke with her.

Unfortunately, Patty had John's day all planned out for him - lined up full of chores.

Unfortunately, Patty still managed to sit in a bit of sheep poo!

Unfortunately, Patty decided to shut down her blog, so you can't click over to see what she had to say about it.

Unfortunately Patty is pregnant again pretty much because they were too horny and we were too slow.

Unfortunately Patty and I had no idea what was causing the changes in my personality or my terrible and unusual behavior.

Unfortunately Patty was injured during the mischief last night.

Unfortunately, Patty has no skills whatsoever, and yet again, fails miserably.

Unfortunately, Patty is wild, vicarious and ill-suited to take on the role of care-giver.


Jennifer said...

This is hilarious! I'll have to post the results to my blog.

Smilingsal said...

I'm going to do it. Thanks. You haven't visited lately. Wha's up?

Llyn M said...

Isn't it hysterically funny?? Yours are TOO funny! Pregnant, huh? AND sitting in sheep poo?? What's up with you, girl!!

Kandra said...

I only had two - name isn't really popular :)

Unfortunately, Kandra had complications during the pregnancy and David was stillborn about 2 weeks ago.

Unfortunately, Kandra, it looks like there was an error when you requested the mount to be sent to this character.

Kellie said...

ROFL! Patty these are hysterical...and this is my second time back to read them LOL!

I did it, but mine aren't NEARLY as entertaining as yours. I'll post 'em later!

marybt said...

I do this all the time. Just never with "unfortunately." Once, when I was pregnant and had morning sickness and couldn't do anything else without barfing, I spent hours googling stuff like: Mary needs, Mary wants, Mary hates. hahaha. It's very entertaining.

Unfortunately, Mary's effort went to failure. Elizabeth finally decided to execute Mary.

I wonder what Mary was trying to do that would deserve execution just for the failure of it. ??

Threeundertwo said...

Sooo funny. I knew we shouldn't have left you in charge of the eggs.

These would make fun writing prompts for short stories.

Elizabeth said...

This is hilarious! I've seen it where you type in your name and the word needs or wants after it and that's really funny, too!
Yet another thing to keep you playing online, huh?

Diane said...

Sheep poo? Those two words alone made it completely worth your time!

Coloradolady said...

I am so going to do this later on this

bookwormbethie said...

Unfortunately, Beth overheard everything and at the altar she slapped Phillip ... Unfortunately Beth was happy with Lujack and refused to go back to him. ...

May 6, 2008 ... Unfortunately, Beth wasn’t finished receiving a new cancer diagnosis. While on one of her follow-up visits to CTCA in 2003, ...

and sadly they all kinda go downhill and get sad after that one